How is everybody since I've been gone so long? Well story is we were moving and my computer monitor was totally fucking skroddled so I just need one of those and it will be fabulous again. Well, I also found out since I am a good friend of Michael Alig's and since whomever he likes who writes to him will be invited to a party of his once out of prison...wait sounds bad so just "once hes out" But a month ago since writing to him he said I was a "Really good friend to him, he hopes I don't ever change my mind of him." So apparently its true. But I missed meeting James St James, Keoki and Clara the carefree chicken at Club Party Monster cause, story of my life, I am not 18! Hopefully Michael has an exempt party for me if he gets out next year. Anyway, I was just looking at my friends page realizing something about a good friend that I never noticed before you may know who you are, if so tell me if you have any ideas okay? But anyway, I have lots of different stuff now so be ready for lotsa reading if your not totally bored already. But I saw Scissor Sisters on Sept.29th and I am seeing them again on Jan.31st after their Jan.11th dvd! Yeah! Getting all hot thinking about Jake Shears getting dry-humped by Ana Matronic......whoa waking up now. Anyway, I also found out that I have a weird way of saing "yeah" I say it the "german way" like "yoh" a little bit of my German inheritance. That was really random. But I am getting a crush on a new club kid now, its Keoki now, poor Michael carving Keokis name in the prison wall, I am sending Michael a gift for Christmas, a mini-stocking with his name on it with soft candies so people don't get all moist in their shorts about him trying to "kill himself" with the candy-cane. But he said to me he would never self-destruct so long a he has people like me writing to him. Hmmm, "People like me" wonder what htat means in Mikeys head...hmmmm" *Ponders* But yeah a few hints on the person on my friends list that I realized my feelings are stronger for than I thought are, well their very happy right now thats why I realized it kinda hurt, but they love Hedwig and enjoy Rainbow Carnage and Dudley and Joshua with me and they also have a fabulous liking of Mike Alig too, that is very obvious but you should call me if you know I am talking to you. But I am really thinking of James too a lot, I should post my new #'s right? Well James and person if you know then call either: (818)442-9201 thats my home and its April..but you know that and my cell is (818)257-1051 so call anytime text me but like after 4 I will most likely be at home so please call. And anyone else who feels like it, k? I can't say I can give advice as much cause I have began my weird self destructuion again, not drugs cause too many of my friends are really pissing me off with K and even Heroin so I gotta get them to be skriklier than that, so I cant really give people tips onb "saying no to drugs" cause, obviously I am not doing to well myself, Anyway, my friend Ryan just got kicked out of his house cause his "football coach" dad can't take that "his son is" gay and luckily but on the other hand not luckily he has a boyfriend Damien to stay with. Anyway, I am so really cold I can barely type anymore I am shaking but I will think for a sec..........go get a sweater or wait...I have got nothing else to type so I will let you go but I will go back and add my #'s again just in case you've not read this far ok? Well gotta get going I will get a comp. monitor very soon so I can type everyday again and keep in touch instead of secluding mself like the Lisbon girls but voluntarilly. I am also writing a book and a few screenplays and am almost ready ot put my album out, I gotta get a record deal first. But gonna get going, Love you everyone and hope you are still fabulous and still love me.
April "Drag queen in a womans body like Ana Matronic" Culkin (heheh, yeahhhhh!)